The Double Date

Life can be full of wacky adventures.  Sometimes they are grand and others minuscule.  Whatever life throws your way, it is best to enjoy it while you can, especially if you can do so with loved ones, be they family or friends.  Sometimes you have to make your own adventures.  That is what one group of four did one evening on a double date.

It was a typical day like any other during the spring time.  Cool air in the morning leading to warmer, comfortable air by mid-day.  Birds were returning from their winter migration.  Love and lust had started to bloom anew once more as well rekindled it’s flame in those that already felt it.  A green and white lizard known as Kevin Flynn, but nicknamed and more commonly called Retro, was spending time with his girlfriend.  She was a bright purple skunk with thin white stripe down her back and white hair that she usually kept dyed blonde.  Her name was Sally Streaker.  They were each unique.  Retro was a mute, but was usually able to convey his thoughts through his body language.  Sally was able to read it with ease.  That wasn’t what made her different though.  What made her unique was the fact that, as a skunk, her defensive odor actually developed into a sweeter smell, almost perfume like.  It was intoxicating to some, especially Retro.  They shared a love of vintage and retro video games.  He also loved her feet, which she was glad for as she hated shoes.    She actually hated clothes in general, but especially shoes.  The pair were sitting in the park under a tree in a more secluded part.  With their actions well hidden, they were able to be more adventurous.  As they sat together, kissing one another, Sally had pulled Retro's pants down far enough so she could rub her bare feet across his manhood.  She would wiggle her toes on him as she rubbed, which naturally awoke that particular spot into standing at attention.  It was while this was going on that Sally had an idea, one that she almost felt nervous to say aloud.

“We should go on a date to a restaurant and see if we can get away with this,” she told her lizard with a giggle.  Her face then wore a moment of realization as she had another idea.  “Oh, even better!  We also invite Kelly!  She loves getting up to public naughtiness!  We can have her invite Billy!”

Kelly Parisma was a chameleon the pair knew.  She was a bit of a free spirit who was also a bit of a trickster at times.  She was a natural red hue, but she changed color when it caught her fancy, usually to have some fun in some way.  She likes testing the limits of her ability to blend in, often going outside naked and seeing how long she could go without getting caught.  She also had a natural ability to climb most surfaces with ease, meaning she could be hiding anywhere at any time.  The one thing that didn’t change when she did was a pattern of her scales on her head that were always a few shades darker of any color she was.  It covered the top of her head, half the length of her forehead, down the sides of her face stopping right at her chin, and entirely down the back of her head.  They also went onto the back of her neck and covered the back half of her neck until her neck met her shoulders.  No matter what color she was, the pattern was slightly more visible and darker.  She also had an infectious personality.  When she was around and having fun, you couldn’t help but join in.

Billy, formally known as William Plats, was a platypus who a kind spirit.  He could be shy at times, but other times would love to steal the spotlight.  He was a loyal friend and would gladly put himself out or in harm’s way for his friends.  He and Kelly had been on a few dates together and liked each other.  What Retro and Sally were planning though were likely going to test Billy’s limits and likely push his shyness buttons.  He was used to their public antics, often going nude or even attempting some sort of sexual act in public, ranging from hidden footjobs to full nudity.  His outgoing side loved to join in, but his shy half was often nervous and scared, often feeling ashamed.  Once blood started flowing south, though, those feeling were quickly lost.

Retro liked the idea of going out on a date with Sally.  He wasn't sure about her idea of getting up to something naughty in public, but it was also hard for him to resist the skunk.  She had a certain hold on him that he couldn't seem to say no to.  He shrugged to the idea and then nodded.

"Great!" Sally exclaimed.  She started to move her feet away from the lizard's lap.  "We should get started on that soon so they have time to get ready.  Come on, let's get going!"

Retro sighed as he looked down at his stiffened member.  What his girlfriend was suggesting would give him a case of blue-balls, something no guy really ever enjoyed experiencing.  Sally noticed he was staring down at where she was pulling her feet away from.  She looked at him and rolled her eyes.

“Oh come on you big baby.  You know I’m gonna make sure to finish you off later.  And I’m sure you wouldn’t mind help from Kelly too, right?”

Sally giggled as she saw his rod throb and twitch, almost speaking on Retro’s behalf at how much he liked the idea of having four feet taking care of his needs instead of just two.  If he were honest, he started to wonder how webbed feet would feel, but dismissed that thought almost as quickly as it formed.  He wasn’t sure Billy would be into doing that, and he wasn’t going to strain their friendship for it either.  In the end, it sounded worth it.  He would tuck himself into his pants as best he could as the two would get up and head for Sally’s motor home.

Sally called Kelly, and Kelly called Billy.  The plan was to meet up at one of the mom-and-pop diners in town.  It was classier than your standard fast food without the price and the pomp of a fine dining restaurant.  It would allow all four attending to dress as comfortably as they wished.  The plan was to meet there in the early evening and have dinner.  The consensus was to also leave time for dessert if anybody wanted it.  This also left some time afterward for moving on to other plans.

The four eventually met up outside of a small place that was one of the few places that served breakfast all day.  It had a red brick exterior, and the interior was decorated in pictures of farmland landscapes including wheat fields and pastures.  It had a beige tile floor and the ceiling was white, which the employees hated keeping clean because of the greasy smoke that sometimes wafted out from the kitchen area in attempt to stain.  They had a house special that had buzz about it.  It was a burger named “The Gutbuster”.  It was a half-pound burger made from ground turkey that had a sunny-side up egg on it as well as chili sauce, pepper jack cheese, diced jalapeños, onions, and bacon.

The four companions went inside and grabbed themselves a booth in the corner the furthest away from the door.  Billy instantly understood the implication behind that, especially with Sally and Retro.  A hostess was quick to come and take the group’s order.  After all was said and being processed, Kelly excused herself from the booth.  None of the others thought anything about it, but little did they know she was looking to have a little fun at the expense of the men in the group.  She had gone to the restroom and stripped down out of her clothes.  Her plan was to sneak up on the boys and startle them.  She was a chameleon, so she could use her natural ability to change color to her surrounding to do exactly that with ease, but at the expense of clothes.  She knew this and considered it a double whammy for the guys.  She knew what kind of reaction she would get from them once they got a glimpse of her naked form.  Just the thought of it alone almost made her giggle in amusement.  She started her ascent to the ceiling, taking some time once she was up there to color match herself right so she wouldn’t be seen so easily coming out of the door.

Once she felt she was blended perfectly, she climbed through the door and crawled along the ceiling.  What aided her stealthy approach was that most people didn’t make a habit of looking at the ceiling while eating.  She crawled over to her table and waited for the waitress to drop off the group’s order.  She didn’t want to drop down and get seen by anybody before she could properly hide herself, and she knew the waitress wouldn’t be back for a while after delivering the food.  She didn’t have to wait long as, after only a few minutes of waiting, the order was brought to the table.  Retro ordered a plate of chicken tenders and fries.  Sally ordered a foot-long hot dog with chili and cheese.  She was going to steal a few of the lizard’s fries, and he was happy to share.  Kelly had opted for a plate of spaghetti with meatballs and garlic bread.  Lastly, Billy had decided on “The Gutbuster” with a side order of chili cheese fries.  Kelly waited a few moments for the waitress to turn away and head back to the kitchen before dropping down onto Billy’s lap.  She changed back to her regular red hue as she fell, and had to fall sideways so she didn’t hit the table.  Once she was down, she quickly righted herself up into a sitting position on the plat and stole one of his fries.  Billy was too stunned at the sudden appearance of the chameleon to notice she was at-natural.  The lizard across the table was not as fortunate.  He caught glimpses of her as she dropped, and then a fill view of her naked chest.  She giggled as she saw the blush form in his cheeks.  Sally grinned when she saw Kelly, knowing what Retro would being going through.  She kicked the shoes off her feet, slipped her socks off, turned sideways in the booth, and rested the soles of her feet against the lizard’s growing bulge.  He quickly looked down at his lap and then over to Sally.  She simply grinned back at him.

“Just eat your food and enjoy yourself,” she giggled.

It was at this time that Billy finally realized what was going on.  He blushed as well from seeing the naked girl sitting in his lap.  Needless to say, his own body reacted much similar to his friend’s across the table.  Kelly let out her own giggle as she suddenly felt a firmness poking her rear coming from her seat.  She wiggles her cheeks into her seat, against the bump, and giggled more.  Billy let out a groan from her teasing.

“You know, this seat has big lump in it.  It’s kinda uncomfortable,” she said as she looked over her shoulder at the platypus.

“Yeah?  Well... if you don’t like it, you could always sit on the floor,” Billy retorted, attempting to keep his voice from cracking in his embarrassment and arousal.

Kelly tilted her head to the side and put the tip of her finger on her bottom lip, acting as if she was deep in thought.  She then looked over her shoulder to the plat.

“You know what?  I think I will!”

“Wait... what?  H-hey!”

Before Billy could stop her, Kelly slid off his lap and into the floor underneath the table.  Thankfully for the chameleon, the crew that worked at the diner kept the floor clean, especially underneath the tables.  Kelly was glad she didn’t slide down onto a ketchup mess, or something even grosser.  She turned around and faced the platypus whose lap she just vacated.  She grinned to herself as she reached out and found his zipper, yanking it down.  She quickly reached into the new opening and separated the front hole in his boxers.  She eventually reached into those and fished out what she wanted.  Billy’s blush grew brighter as he felt her scales gripping his member and yanking it free of its confinement.  He quickly looked under the table.

“H-hey!  What are you doing?!  Get back up here and eat!” the platypus told Kelly in a loud whisper.

“Hmm... nah.  I think I’d rather have a little fun.  I can always take my food home and eat it later.”

Before Billy could protest more, he suddenly felt something warm and moist now completely enveloping his manhood.  Billy’s hands gripped the table and let out a soft moan.  He looked under the table again.  Kelly was now bobbing along his length, letting out soft slurping noises.  Her eyes were closed, as if she was enjoying the taste of his rod as she sucked upon it.  She felt eyes on her, and that’s when she looked back at Billy.  She pulled her mouth off of him just long enough to give him one command.

“Eat before your food gets cold.”

She returned to her service, staring at Billy until he returned to his meal.  When he sat up, he saw Retro and Sally had begun eating.  Billy tried to eat his burger, but it was hard when his mind was distracted with the softness that was rubbing against his sensitive shaft.

“I bet he’s having fun.  Let’s join him,” Sally said with a giggle as she watched the platypus struggle with eating his meal.

Up to this point, she had only been gently rubbing her feet against the bump in her lizard’s pants.  She wasn’t how quickly they were going to push things, but now that Kelly has gone as far as she did, the skunk saw no reason to hold back anymore.  She reached down with one hand and unzipped Retro’s pants.  She followed Kelly’s lead and fished Retro’s length out.  He looked over to her with a smile.  He was excited to have the skunk’s soft feet rubbing all over his exposed manhood as he ate.  Soon Sally was rubbing the soles of her feet and her toes all over his stiffness, tugging him as he ate.  He would let out huffs and puffs from the pleasure between bites of chicken tenders.  Sally giggled as he seamed to be handling having his cock stroked by her feet while eating better than Billy was handling Kelly’s mouth.  The platypus’s eating was slow, and he was much louder than Retro, which wasn't hard since the lizard was silent about everything.  It was still impressive though how loud Billy was willing to get, almost like he was tempting fates and trying to get caught.  The group were enjoying their meals and, more importantly, their playtime when the waitress returned ten minutes later.  She saw the two men eating, with BIlly being vocal about his enjoyment, as well as Sally enjoying her hot dog.  Fortunately for them the actions being performed by the women were hidden from the waitress’s view by the table.  She smiled at the group.

“I take it everything is good?”

Sally took this opportunity to speak on behalf of the group.  She knew Kelly still had her mouth full and would be unable to answer, plus wouldn’t want to pop up to answer without any of her clothes on.  Retro was mute, so him answering was out of the question.  Finally was Billy, whom Sally was certain would be unable to answer without moaning, giving away their naughty fun.

“Oh yes, everything is amazing!”

“I can tell!  Your friends seem to really be enjoying it!  Where is your fourth friend though?”

“Oh...” Sally started.  She had to think of a quick lie to explain Kelly’s disappearance and why her food hadn’t been touch yet.  Fortunately, a tale to tell came instantly to the skunk.  “She had to leave.  Family emergency.”

“Oh I hope everything is ok.  I’ll get you a to-go box so that you can take it to her,” the waitress replied with sympathy in her voice.

“Thanks!  That would be appreciated,” Sally answered.

The waitress left the table side and returned to the kitchen area.  Sally took a look under the table, seeing Kelly working hard on Billy’s hardness.  She giggled at the sight, knowing they were quite close to getting caught performing their naughty activities.

“Well, that was close,” the skunk told the chameleon.  Kelly, with her mouth full, simply gave Sally a thumb up signal.  “Speaking of close, I think the boys are close.  Once they fire off, we’ll finish eating.  You should be able to sneak off to the restroom to get dressed.”  This plan was met with another thumb from Kelly.

Sally was correct in her estimate of the stamina remaining for the two boys.  Sally could already feel drips starting to seep out of the tip of Retro’s member, and Billy’s cock was throbbing in Kelly’s mouth as it prepared for a release.  The chameleon continued to bob her head along its length, massaging the stiffness with her tongue.  She made sure to especially focus on the head, trying to coax out the creamy treat waiting to spill out.  Meanwhile, Retro was letting his head hang back, his breathing heavy from his arousal and pending climax.  Sally’s soles were starting to get moistened by the drips that were starting to form.  She giggled at the face his was making as he was close to blowing.

“Oh is that face from the food?  Or maybe it’s from the soft feet rubbing your rod all over?” Sally teased the lizard in a singsong voice.  This tease seemed to be the final proverbial straw as he started spraying his baby batter all over his lap, Sally’s feet, and the underside of the table they were sitting at.  He let out a heavy breath that was almost a sigh in response to his orgasmic bliss.  Sally giggled as she started grabbing napkins from the holder left upon the table, trying to wipe up the mess before it dried and made her feet sticky.  She knew he must have been pent up, not having had the release she teased him near to earlier in the park, from the amount Retro produced.

“Good boy.  You needed that, huh?” Sally teased in singsong once more, getting a slight nod of a reply from the mute lizard.  The skunk giggled once more as she then looked across the table.  She wanted to check on her platypus friend and see how much longer he had to go.  The faces he were making were funny, and she could see he was struggling to keep his own volume down.

Billy was almost mashing what was left of his burger between his hands as he was trying to grip tight while his body prepared for the ride he was about to be sent on.  He had to force himself to not moan out so loudly as he started to feel the back of Kelly’s throat around the head of his manhood.  He was amazed that she took all of him into her mouth, but it was feeling so good.  He was only able to hold out a few moments longer before he started shooting his creamy seed down the chameleon’s awaiting throat.  Kelly was enjoying her treat as she drank it down greedily.  The thick, warm strands seemed to just slide down with ease.  Billy, when his load was spent, leaned down onto the table, trying his best to not get louder from his own enjoyment.  He felt Kelly’s mouth leave his spent rod, but the tongue longer behind a moment until she removed it too.  She licked her lips, making sure she didn’t lose any of it.  She patted Billy on his thigh and giggled.

“That was fun!” the chameleon said giddily from on the floor.  She was met shortly after with Sally’s foot tapping on her.  Kelly looked around and saw the waitress coming back their way.  Kelly took the opportunity to blend herself into the color of the floor just in case she were discovered.  Being underneath the table where it was darker made it easier to blend in.

“All done then?” the waitress asked as she dropped off the carry out box for Kelly’s meal.

“Couldn’t eat another bite!” Sally answered with a smile.  Retro nodded in agreement and Billy played along by leaning back into his seat and patted his belly.

“Well I’m glad you guys enjoyed it so much!  Do come again!”

Billy had to force himself not to chuckle.  If only the waitress had known what just happened, she may not have used those words.  The waitress pulled out four separate checks and handed them out appropriately.  Billy was left paying for Kelly’s meal because of her “departure”, though he didn’t mind at all.  After all it was the least he could do after what she had just done.  With checks paid and tips left, the waitress walked away from the table.  This gave Kelly an opportunity to climb out and crawl to the restroom, sticking to the floor and blending in as she crawled.  Fortunately for her, everybody was focused on their food and not paying attention to the camouflaged chameleon trying to sneak her way back to her clothes in the restroom. She could only hope nobody had taken her garments, though she wasn’t too worried of that happening because she left them in a locked stall.  Once she was back in the stall and dressed, she started her trip to the exit.  Along the way she was spotted by their waitress.  She stopped the chameleon and looked at her with wonder written all over her face.

“Your friends just left.  They said you had an emergency.  Is everything ok?”

“Oh!  Yeah.  My mom locked her keys in the house and needed my key to get in,” Kelly lied on the fly.

“Oh, well, your friends paid for your meal and took it with them to bring to you.”

“They did?  That’s so nice of them!” Kelly said with a warm smile.  “I’ll have to thank them when I see them.  And thank you for letting me know.”

“Of course!  I’m glad everything is ok.  Have a good night.”

“You too!”

Kelly, using her clever lie as cover, was able to leave without anybody being any wiser to what had occurred within the walls of the restaurant that evening.  She rejoined her friends outside.  Billy handed her a plastic bag containing a box.

“Thanks Billy!”

“Hey, thank you,” he replied with a chuckle.

“So I don’t know about you guys, but I had fun!” Kelly then addressed the whole group.

“Oh definitely,” Sally added.  “I thought for sure one of the boys were gonna blow our cover along with their loads.”

“You know what that means though?  Next time we just see how much more we can get away with.  I wonder if we can get away with actual sex,” the chameleon pondered. Billy shook his head and sighed as he started walking away from the group.  “You can’t tell me you don’t like that idea!” Kelly shouted to him.

The truth of it was that the idea of that event excited him very much, but he didn’t want to make it obvious.  As much fun as it was to get dragged into these situations, it was just as much fun to be a brat and resist being dragged into them.  He would never let anybody know that though for fear that they would stop letting him resist.  Sally grabbed hold of Retro’s hand and started walking a different direction.

“You guys all have a good night!” Kelly shouted to everybody as they parted ways from her.

Sally leaned her head against Retro’s shoulder as they walked, enjoying the cool night’s wind blowing against their bodies. It felt like the perfect way to end the day.  She leaned over and kissed the lizard on the cheek.

“I had fun.  We definitely need to do this again soon.”

Retro nodded, but his agreement was more for having more dates with the skunk than getting up to public naughtiness.  If anything, he'd rather have the dates be normal ones where nothing lewd happened, but he also wanted to make Sally happy and loved seeing her smile.  It warmed his heart when she did, such as right now as she smiled back at the lizard nodding to her plan-making.  No more needed to be said as the two enjoyed the rest of their nighttime walk in silence, capping off such a fun and unique double date.