Your name's not Writer;
your name is Fanboy, you fool.
Write your own stories.
Wait, that's right--you can't, can you?
Originality is just far,
far too difficult for you.
Truly, it's tragic;
when they've all rejected your
tripe, what will you write?
Perhaps a haiku--
the only things you're known for--
worded as follows:
[i]"Do you even know
how popular my stuff is
on the Internet?"[/i]