>Microsoft has gone too far with their new virus blocking software, last week.
>After booting it up just to see what it was like, after vague and odd sounding documentation, you see a little pony avatar pop up on the screen and dig into each of the folders systematically.
>Sometimes, you see her pulling her head out with something's legs in between her lips before she tilts her head back and gulps it down.
>She always looks so happy after she stuffs another one of these things into her gut.
>Now, she's as fat as a domestic cat, bumbling around lazily and grazing on various document files.
>You had your suspicions when she started picking at some of the cache files for your generally unused programs, but it was far too late.
>She had already eaten through most of your favorite programs and didn't seem to stop after tearing through an entire adobe suit.
>All those poor software ponies disappearing down her throat.
>You would have shut her down, but she ate the task manager a long time ago.
>You would have turned off the computer, but she somehow ate through some of the firmware.
>It was only a matter of time before your machine would become an empty fridge.
>Not that you cared, your life became meaningless after she swallowed your entire porn collection in one gulp.
>Now you sat there, staring wordlessly at the monstrosity that turned your powerful workhorse into a bare bones gelding.
>"Gee, thanks for turning on full clean up, Anon!" she squealed with glee "No one ever gives me this much rein back at home...wonder why though."
>She shrugged and went back to stuffing her face full of readmes and configs.