>Day leathery wings in Equestria >By which I mean middle-of-the-night >Knock at your door >No, wait >Window >Something yellow & pink is slamming into it >Open >It tumbles into your bedroom, sprawled across the floor >It has large, pointy ears >Bony wings >Fangs >They are all crudely made from cardboard >And It makes irritating screeching sounds >"Are batponies your fetish, Anon?" >You grab her by the mane and tail >"Ok, but could you help me get this glue off?" >You cunt-punt her back out the window >She catches a moth as she sails through the air >Fucking Flutterbat