>You are Anon out for a hike to Neighagra Falls on a fine cloudless sunny day.
>Excitement and anticipation grows inside of you as the thunderous noise of cascading water begins to fill your ears.
>Turning the corner you see a scraggly looking Batpony sitting down by the river.
>It looked really sad and lonely so you decide to approach the figure.
“What are you doing all the way out here by yourself?” You ask.
>“Waitin.” She replies and continues looking deeply into the water.
“Waiting for what?” 
>“WAITIN FOR TAH FISCH!!!” She spoke with a strange lisp like her teeth were always clenched.
>You take a step backwards at the loud response.
“Well you must be getting hungry just sitting there all day long with nothing to eat.” You reply and open up your backpack.
>She gazes intently at your hands as pull out a wax paper package.
>Unfolding the package you pull out a piece of smoked salmon and toss it to her.
“I got this from Hollow Shades the salmon are running further downstream on the other side of Foal Mountain.”
>“Oh da Rez eh.” She said while nibbling greedily at the chunk of fish.
“You mean Hollow Shades?” You ask wondering what exactly she meant by “Rez”.
>“Da Resherve were some of mah coushins live.” She smiled.
>Her fangs are hook shaped and disgustingly yellow.
>“Got any schmokes??” She asked while chewing with her mouth full.
“Uh… No sorry I don’t.” 
>She shot you a sharp glare of annoyance at your answer.
>“…..Got any booze?” She questioned again.
“Um… Yes I do actually I was going to save these for when I reached the falls but I could share with you.” 
>Pulling out a couple bottles of cider you hand one to her and she quickly snatches it out of your grasp.
>Using her hooked fang she popped the cap off with ease and began swiftly chugging the cider down.
>You stare in amazement as she finishes the whole bottle in seconds.
>“GODAMN AH NEED A FUCKIN SCHMOKE!!!” She howled and smashed the empty glass bottle onto the ground shattering it into pieces.
>“HEY BUDDEH YOU GOT ANY SCHMOKES??” 
“I told you I don’t have any cigarettes!” Yelling back at her you proceed on your merry way as she rolls around angrily on the ground.
>What the fuck was that all about? You wonder but quickly forget the encounter as the majestic waterfall comes into view.