>Bat Ponies rushed to and fro, carting entire crates of illegally imported mangoes to the waiting trucks.
>Far above, on the catwalks, Jackie Chan oversaw his minions, laughing and smoking his fat cuban wrapped cigar.
>He also has an eye patch.
>Bitches love eye patches.
>"Once I have distributed these mangoes, Hollow Shades will be out of business!"
>He said, his exposition ringing clearly for all to hear.
>Suddenly, one of the trucks exploded, Mangoes flying everywhere as a Bat Pony in a red, skin tight suit leaped from the flames.
>"What?! No! This cannot be! Batpool..."
>Batpool jumped and danced and fired at everyone, his bullets miraculously hitting no one as Jackie Chan's minions fled screaming from the chaos.
>Jackie Chan scowled down at the red suited menace as he finally reloaded, his guns having fired more rounds than the clip allows for.
>Because, you know, nigger don't have time for that.
"Your operation is over, Jackie Chan! No one illegally imports Mangoes but me!"
>"You won't take me without a fight, Batpool, this ends here!"
>Jackie Chan dropped down from the cat walk and ran for Batpool, ready to put his Kung Fu skills to work.
>Batpool was ready for him, balancing on his hind legs as he fired hundreds of rounds at the imminent Jackie Chan ineffectually, Chan using his mad skills to deflect the bullets with his bare hands.
"Damn suspension of disbelief!"
>Batpool leaped to the side, dodging the shirtless, sweaty asian. He knew he could never defeat Jackie Chan in a straight up fight. His Kung Fu was too strong!
>He needed an edge.
>And that edge came in the form of reading ahead in the script.
>While he was doing so, however, Jackie Chan got the better of him and struck at him with his Kung Fu empowered fists!
>Batpool was forced back, his broken ribs already repairing themselves.
>Above Jackie Chan sat a heavy shipping container suspended by chains.
>From reading ahead, Batpool knew the chains were no match for his bullets and began to fire.
>Two of the supporting chains snapped and the container swung downwards with the force of a thousand hammers, knocking the great Jackie Chan into the wall.
>Batpool pulled a grenade from the extra dimensional space just out of sight behind his back, pulled the in and threw it with all his might. The explosion knocking the villainous Jackie Chan into next weeks episode.
>Walking away from the flames of the warehouse, Batpool holstered his guns, knowing that there would never be a permanent solution to the issue of Jackie Chan.
>Until the series got rebooted that is.
>With that in mind, Batpool set off to do the one thing that would solve all his problems permanently.
>He set off to kill the Batpool writ- Oh shit!

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