>Day why is there a bat pony wrapped in a blanket on your desk >she looks like a humorous burrito >and she seems to be sleeping >and an idea brews within your depraved little mind >you tiptoe to your kitchen and fetch your extra strong duct tape >you use your ninja skills to quickly wrap a few bands around the thing before it stirs awake "... Huh? What's the big idea?" >you grin like a maniac >"sexual molestation my darling bat pny, sexual molestation" >she gasps and you take this chance and insert your erect member into her mouth >there is a satisfying look of shock on her face >that is untill she bites down >hard >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" >oh god it hurts >you start tugging at the burrito >damn thing has got you good >panic is starting to set in >you try to pry her mouth open as she glares daggers at you and you hold back tears >it hurts so bad >damn she is not letting go >in pure desperation you grab the nearest object you get your hands on and start bashing her >for reasons it's a soft squeaky hammer >you continue yelling and bashing the glaring batburrito with the hammer, which is not very effective >squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak >"LET GO OF MY PENIS!" >you quickly try slammign her agianst the wall by swinging your hips >nope, still holding on >There is a knock on your door and Luna trots in "Anonymous we had somethign we needed to discuss with y..." >she notices your predicament >"Uhhh hi Luna I was just umm" >... >"Yeah I've got nothing" >Luna just stares at you in shock as you feel the batpony sinking its teehts deeper into yoru flesh >a single tear rolls down your cheek >goodbye sweet life in Canterlot