>You are a batpony > A Female batpony a true qt 3.14. >However you are a real loner and you have no friends at all you decide to get drunk at home >You go over to your fridge and check for some mango juice you always had good fun on that. >To your suprise there is no juice in the fridge,darn it you must have forgotten to buy some >You do have some mangoes though maybe if you squeezed those it could have same effect >Deciding to try it out you close fridge and walk over to kitchen >You take few fresh looking mangoes and squeeze them over a cider glass >You take your glass with you and walk over to sofa you sit on the soft sofa and take a sip of your drink >It doesn't take a lot to get you drunk you're a pretty small mare lightweight >Bet anyone could lift you and do whatever they pleased with you >With that thought in head you drink the rest of your alcoholic drink >You drink few more glasses but notice that after an hour you don't feel any different >Still you brush it off as nothing and continue drinking >After drinking a good two liters of squeezed mango juice you think you're starting to feel drunk >You feel dizzy and a quite a bit tired your eyes are closing on their own this is not what you usually feel like when drunk >Your belly also feels strange it's starting to hurt >Trying to relax you lie down on your sofa and try to rest >Despite your best efforts the pain is slowly getting worser and you are starting to think something else is going on >No,you aren't drunk but then what's going on >You get up and try to shake pain off but it isn't working and you're starting to feel worse >Your head is starting to hurt as well god damn what did you do >You are started to feel weaker and weaker your head is spinning and you feel like your insides are getting torn >You crash on floor and fall unconscious >You wake up what seemed few hours later to you in a hospital >Wondering what the hell happened you ask the nurse what are you doing here >She explains to you that you had a very serious case of mango juice overdose. >You drank 10 times more than what is reccommended for a mare your size >She asks you what were you trying to do anyways >Deciding to tell her the truth you tell her how you wanted to get drunk but didn't have any juice in your home >So instead you just squeezed juice from mangoes >Nurse explains to you how dangerous that was from you and careless but you don't really pay attention to her that much >You were held for a few hours and then let home >You learned one thing today well two things >Bat ponies can't get drunk off fresh fruit >And you should really go hang out more and stop being such a loner god damn you're pathetic.