>Be a random colt
>You were skipping your way down the block
>When suddenly...
>"Psst... Hey kid..."
>Huh?
>Your ears perk up as you stop
>You look around for the source of the voice
>Was someone there?
>"Over here!"
>You see a grey face illuminated by the light of a cigarette in an alleyway
"Uh... Yeah?"
>The mare steps out a little, revealing herself to be a bat pony
>You've never seen one before!
"Woah..."
>The mare chuckles
>"The name's Speck... Now..."
>The mare opens her trench coat with a hoof to reveal a baggy fool of goo
>"Wanna buy some "Scree"?
>You gulp as the mare rolls her cigarette to the corner of her muzzle, now smiling wickedly
"Uh...Uh..."
>The mare chuckled darkly, taking a puff from the glowing stick
>"Uh... Uh... Uh what? You gonna buy it?"
>You back away a little
"My mom and dad said I shouldn't buy stuff from strangers in alleyways... Or talk to strangers in alleyways... Or talk to strangers..."
>The mare chuckles a bit louder
>"So did my parents..."
>She leans in to your ear, making you shake
>Her breath smells like your dad's pipe!
>"But then I found Scree..."
>She hops backwards and onto her hind hooves, pointing a forehoof down at you
>"Never buy Scroo from that one guy in the alleyway over! It's a trick and he's weird!"
>You hear a faint "eeeee" sound followed buy another, equally faint, voice
>"I heard that!"
>The mare glares in that direction before slowly backing up into the alleyway, the cigarette being the only thing illuminating her face
>"Oh well kid... You just wasted some good Scree..."
>She seemingly vanishes as the cigarette is put out
>You stand there, stunned, until you finally start running back home
"Mommy! Daddy! Some weird bat just tried to sell me drugs!"