>Be Quiin. >Sirocca asked for a mango. >You brought her one. >She asked for another. >You brought her another. >And another. >And another. >Finally, you tell her she's had more than enough. >She stares at you like you just killed her mother and raped her dog. >"You can never have too many mangoes." >You feel a rumbling in the earth. >The floor splits open. >A giant mango-cthulhu rises with Sirocca on his head. "What the f-" >It grabs you with its giant mango hands. >And rips your mind apart. >And then rips your body apart. >And then rapes you. >And then eats you. >Sirocca takes over the world. >You've met with a terrible fate. >Be Nuke. >Walking through town with Sirocca. >See Quiin walking ahead of you. >Take flight, grab Sirocca in your hooves. >Fly over Quiin. "Hey Quiin! Look out!" >She looks up as you drop Sirocca. >Sirocca latches to her face. >You fly away. >Be Quiin. >Sirocca is now attached to your face. >"Miss Quiin, do you have any mangoes?" "I do not have any mangoes." >"But... why?" "I don't like mangoes." >YOU DIED. >Be Sirocca >Quiin is dead, because she hates mangoes. >All heretics will soon be culled. >Every last one of them. >Hail mango. "HAIL MANGO!" >Everyone in the marketplace stops and stares at you. >Only one other pony yells "Hail mango!" >You spare him, while everyone else dies. >The Mangocalypse is nigh. >"Feed me!" >A little purple bat-filly with a poofy, frilly mane, bright blue eyes, and a wide-open mouth sits across from you at a small, oak table. "Sirocca, you're almost twelve. You can feed yourself." >Her mouth closes, and she casts a glare of pure frustration at you. >The glare changes to puppy-dog eyes and a quivering lower lip. >"P-please, papa?" "Fine. But, you have to promise that you won't do anything crazy." >"I promise!" >With a mango in hand, you reach across the table. >Sirocca's mouth opens as wide as possible once more. >Her fangs sink into the mango, and you wedge it against her lower set of teeth. >She struggles to bite it, but you've wedged it just right. >She squeaks and screeches, her hooves grasping at the mango to try and pull it out. >"A'a." >It sounds like she's saying 'papa.' >But she isn't. >Before you can reach across the table to remove the mango, the earth beneath you rumbles. >"M'nglui mng'lw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'mangl fhtagn." >Sirocca rises atop a very large orange-yellow orb as you tumble backwards over the sundered earth. >Two large tendrils pop the mango out of Sirocca's mouth. >"Sorry, Papa. You know what has to happen." "Sirocca, no! You stop this nonsense right now, and send Mangothulhu home!" >"I can't, it's already begun!" >A single tear falls from her eye. >You stand in defiance and shout up at her. "You either stop this, or you won't have any more mangoes for a week!" >"No more mangoes?" >A loud screech fills the air. >"I'll have all the mangoes I want, I don't need you!" "If you strike me down, your mother's going to ground you for life!" >"SO BE IT!" >The foot of the eldritch mango horror hovers overhead. >You stare at it, not out of fear, but out of disappointment in your daughter. >Speck is going to ground her for so long. >Good thing everything in this world is made of marshmallows and fluff. >Even the monsters. >Its foot crashes down on you. >It feels like a very large marshmallow. >She's grounded.