------------------------------------------------ "Plant Vito." ------------------------------------------------ >Be Vito >You did it, you managed to get to Equestria. >But something is wrong! You're a plant! >A big thorny tentacle plant, actually. >You weren't sure how you could see, but you could. >With your plant eyes, you could tell that you were in the Canterlot Royal gardens. >You even saw Anonymous once or twice; The dick. >Could it be? Was it possible? >It was true, you saw her one day, tending to some plants, but not you. >You had stupid normalfag ponies tending to you, not that luscious, beautiful, divine Thirster. >You tried everything in your power to get her to tend to you. >Everything. >You raped all the normalfag ponies with your tentacles until there wasn't anyone else left to tend to you but her. >And yet she still did not come to you. >You could not communicate with her in any way. >Trapped in Canterlot as a plant, and never being with your bat waifu. >It was horrible. >The End. >Day Cum Stained Earth in Equestria >Be Vito; Tentacle plant extraordinaire. >You had become quite good at charades over the past few months, and had established yourself as the god emperor of a gardeners cult. >Mares lined up daily to be raped by your glorious tentacles, you were happy to oblige them for favors. >Sadly, the efforts of your cult following were unable to bring Rosewoods juicy rosebutt to you, and you soon found out why. >She had acquired a boyfriend! >How dare he! >How dare he attempt to steal your waifu from you! >In a fit of rage, you directed your cult to bring the offending stallion to you. >Once he was before you, you viciously raped him with your tentacles, cramming them in every available hole before granting him mercy. >You tore him apart until there was nothing left but a puddle of blood and bone, bile and semen. >Rosewood cried. >Tears of joy! She knew you loved her! >Today was a good day! >Day Waiting in Equestria. >Be Vito >Still be a plant. >You were waiting on an important delivery, this was sure to help you finally acquire Rosewood. >Ah, here came the cultists now. >Sure, they were ill from radiation sickness, but they had brought you what you required. >Several kilograms of Uranium. >This was what you needed to finally win Rosewoods love. >With a resounding groan, you flexed your tentacles and took the chest from them, placing it in your plant maw and swallowing it. >It'sHappening.png >You felt your roots grow in strength, your tentacles multiplied and you unleashed a mighty roar as you became mobile and grew a hundred feet tall. >Your cultists cheered as they scrambled to clear the area, the ground shuddering beneath each step of your root systems. >Now, to find your one true love! >It didn't take much time to locate her with your super mutated plant eyes. >You reached down for her carefully, causing her to scream and terror and flee. >It was for naught however, you plucked her from the ground with your mighty tentacles and lifted her high in the air, coiling yourself around her carefully. >None could stop you now. >Except that sun horse, damn. >You unleashed a mighty battlecry and swatted her from the sky, but not before she had managed to damage you with her sun beams. >You had to leave. >With that, you began to waddle away on your root legs, trying your best to ignore Rosewoods desperate cries and pleas. >She just needed to get to know you, the two of you had only just met after all. >A small blue dot rose before you. >Another obstacle! >You brought Rosewood closer to you to protect her. >It was time to do battle! >Princess Luna, you realised, had risen to fight you. >No matter, she could not take Rosewood from you. >With every passing moment, you grew stronger, more powerful, some of your tentacles were already thicker than many of the towers around you. >You had even managed to gain the use of a voice. >"Creature! Put down that mare and face me!" "I will... not... she... is mine... you cannot... prevent us from... being together!" >"Then you will be destroyed foul daemon!" >She began to shoot moon beams at you, and you flailed at her with your tentacles in response. >If she wasn't careful, she could hit Rosewood! >There was only one safe place for her now. >You brought the still wriggling and crying bat mare before you. >She looked terrified. >You opened your maw wide and tossed her in. >It felt odd to feel her wriggling as you swallowed her whole, but at least she was safe now. >Having secured your prize, all your attention was now on the buzzing bee that was Luna. >It was difficult, and she swooped and dived around you, firing her little moon beams, but you managed to capture her, wrapping her up in your limbs. >You wrapped a thin tentacle around her horn and sapped her magic with your mutated plant powers, immediately growing strong and bigger. >You left the spent alicorn mare on the ground and moved on, trampling your way out of the city. >The little ponies around your base could do little to stop you, and you had soon left Canterlot, and Equestria itself far behind. >You found a secluded, fertile valley and settled down, planting your root system and letting your tentacles range out in an expansive net. >With care and love, you withdrew your prize from your gullet. >Rosewood, panting and squirming, covered in your plant juices emerged, unharmed. >You set her on the grass, watching her topple over, fatigued from all her struggling. >You brought a small tentacle forward and did what you had always wanted to do. >Pet her. >"What are you...? What do you want with me?" >She wriggled and crawled away from your touch and you curled a pair of tentacles around her little hind legs, pulling her back. >She was too weakened to fight you and gently hoisted her up, continuing with you petting. "I am... An admirer." >Rosewood seemed to be enjoying the petting as you set about wiping as much of your plant juice as you could. >She was still sticky and slick, but at least she wasn't struggling anymore. >You gave her a belly rub, causing her to giggle. >You brushed her mane, causing her to purr. >You did all the things you had waited to do and more. >But it still was not enough. >Stilling your tentacles, you simply appraised her. >She gazed back. >"Why did you stop?" >She was blushing. "I've wanted you for so long... I don't know what to do now..." >She smiled and guided one of your tentacles to her flower. >You were glad you weren't human anymore, or she would have seen all the spaghetti spilling out of your pockets. "Are you sure...?" >"Y-Yes... I admit... I was scared of you for what you did to Herb-" >Who? >"-but I can see now that we are meant to be together... So show me why you have a cult following. >You were happy to oblige, and you spent hour after hour making sweet, tender, tentacle love to every inch of Rosewood. >Her cries of ecstasy echoed far and wide and you knew... >You just knew... >That everything would be okay. >The End.