>there once lived a green male bat pone by the name Ralph Pootawn
>he liked to walk around downtown in his distracting tight black leather banana hammock that really felt good on his mangoes
>he also liked his ornate pipe that he used to blow multicolored bubbles with
>his favorite hobby was to flutter about behind windows of couples bedrooms while they were doing whoopee and interrupting them with random comments about almost everything
>too bad he is in jail now
>Celestia did not like it when he told the guard that was boinking her that he should be carefull to not break her hips, since they get very weak near her age
>Ralph nowdays is a very sad pony