>You are Anon coming home.
>Noticing your front door is open ajar you hurry up to it in a panic thinking someone might have broken in.
>Suddenly a bucket full of blood drops down from above and splatters all over your head.
>Visions of that Stephen King novel you read recently flash through your mind.
>No! It was supposed to be a perfect prom night!
>Everything was supposed to end up better!
>You break down and begin sobbing.
>“Good one, Nook. That prank was well worth the wait.”
>You look up to see the Batpony siblings Ivy and Nook smiling down at you from on top of your roof. 
>Their eyes twinkled.
>You place your hands on either side of your hips in an attempt to look stern.
“I’ll get you, you cheeky little urchins!!!!”
>They fly off in a frenzy keekeeing in merriment as you comically shake your fist.
>Even though you were splattered in coagulating blood you couldn’t help but crack a smile at those two cute little troublemakers.