>You're babysitting Heartbeat again
>she's being a hyperactive ball of fuzz once again and you decided to just screwt it
>as in sit back and let her tire herself out by her shenanigans
>there has been the random sound or two every now and then around the house but you just casually sip your tea and read a book
>that is untill she calls out to you
"Anon, help!"
>you sigh and put the book down and then make your way towards her voice, passing all the mess she made
>and then you find her struggling on the floor, all roped up by a lot of string into one neat package
>"...how? Why?"
>Heartbeat gives you an embarrassed grin
"I was pretending to be a kitten"
>Ah, so that's why she's wearing those cat ears you once bought from a japanese store and never threw away
>"Allright, let's get you all untangled"
>you croutch and start to unravel her strings
>but with not much success, she's tangled up good
>"Damn this is harder than it seems"
"Maybe the string theory could help?"
>seems like she'¨s been going trough your books again
>"Heartbeat, that does not most likely mean what you think it means"
"Oh, ok"
>you keep tugging at Heartbeats bindings but to no avail, she's wrapped up tight like a penis retracting into the foreskin when you go commando during the winter
>"Hold on I need to go get the scrissors"
>Heartbeat looks at you questionably
"But isn't that what two mares do?"
>you pause but then just get up and fetch the scrissors while wondering if you should hide all of your books away from her before a disaster happens
>you return swiftly and with style and cut Heartbeat free
>she gives you a smile as she stretches her hooves and wings
"Thank you Anon"
>"yeah, well I am going to eat my lebanese cousine food now, want some ice cream or something?"
>Hearbeat gasps and lifts her hooves to her mouth
"But Anon, that's lewd"
>"I said Lebanese Heartbeat, Leba- What have you been reading anyway?"
>Heartbeat points to the pile of books near a certain bookshelf
>"Heartbeat, that was the no-no shelf, you were not allowed to read those books"
"I'm sorry..."
>you sigh once again
>"No, it's fine, let's go eat, just forget everything you read from them ok?"
>Hearbeat gives you a nod and you settle for that as the two of you make your way to the kitchen
>"Now just let me mush these fruits into a nice smoothie and we are good to go"
>you start to make Heartbeats little drink as she looks at you
"Wow, it's a fruit holocaust!"
>you facepalm
>">Heartbeat please..."
>you start to rummage for the ice cream from your freezer
>"Let's see, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream..."
"Rape!"
>you slam the freezer shut
>"No I do not scream rape Hearbeat!"
>Heartbeat looks a bit sad now and you sigh yet again
>"Just hold still and shut up"
"That's what she said!"
>Heartbeat is now staring at you with a cheeky grin
>"That's it, no ice cream"
>Heartbeat gasps in shock and then looks at you with a sad look on her face
>"That's not going to work"
"Awwww..."
>...
>You did give her some ice cream after a while tough