>Hear Midnight giggling and moaning
>That must be a funny movie they’re watching
>Hear loud thumps and Cloudskipper grunting.
>Walk in to investigate.
>Thinks they’re just wrestling.

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>Nightwatch sleeps over.
>Have fun braiding each other’s manes. 
>Mom comes in and says it’s time for bed.
>Crawl into batrrito bags and whisper scary stories. 
>Usual thumps and moans coming from parent’s room.
>You’re used to it and don’t pay any attention.
>Nightwatch starts snickering.
>You ask her what she’s laughing about.
>She mumbles something about your parents.
>You wonder why she thinks your parent’s wrestling is so funny.

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>“Anon I heard Nightwatch talking about something called “cunnilingus” what does that mean?”
>Jesus fucking Christ Florence why do you keep asking me this shit?
“Well it’s uh…” You reach a hand out and softly scritch behind her white ears.
“Such a silly little batty.” You whisper softly.
>“But Anon my questio-!...mmmm.” She begins to melt from your touch.
“So silly…So silly…” 
>Dodged a bullet there Anon... For now…

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“Hey Anon I found this thing.”
“I asked Nightwatch what it is and she said it’s “Protection”.
“Well, I kept it and thought about what she said.”
“But it still doesn’t make any sense.”
“She works as a Lunar Guard, what would a flimsy little piece of plastic do to protect her?
“I’m very confused.”
“Should I open it?”