Flare walks into her tiny apartment, slowly swinging the door shut behind her
What a shit day
She slumps against the wall in the half-darkness of the hallway
Exhausted, and for yet another year... alone
Dragging herself to her bedroom, she flops onto her bed and lets out a long sigh
She's surprised when something boops her nose
Startled, she sits up, and grabs for the offender
Her hoof touches something small, round, and smooth; it rolls away on the bedsheet
An apple, she realizes
Taped to its shiny red exterior is a note

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire
Happy Hearts and Hooves day, Flare
Yours in kek,
Anon
P.S. You're the apple of my eye
P.P.S. I couldn't decide which pun to use
P.P.P.S tips batdora

With a sigh, Flare lies back down, her head bouncing on her pillow
She can't help but smile
...Dumbass.
Curling around the fruit, as if snuggling someone unseen, she bites into the apple and begins to suck out its sweet juices
Maybe today isn't so bad after all