>You are Anonymous.
>Bigot extraordinaire.
>And boy, do you sure hate those unicorns.
>With their fancy magic and their dumb horns.
>They're like the Jews of the pony world.
>You decide it's time for a race war.
>So, you walk over to Echo's house with a baseball bat.
>Weapon of choice, perfect for purifying the world.
>You start hitting it against Echo's fence.
>She leans out of her window.
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT, ANON?"
"Race war."
>"What?"
"RACE WAR, COME ON!"
>"Anon, I don't want to."
"Come on, it'll be fun!"
>You hit the bat against her fence.
>Two unicorns trot by.
"Hold on, I'll be right back."
>You chase after them, shouting race war.
>Before you can hit them with your bat, however, they assault you with magic and run away screaming.
>You definitely need backup.
>Defeated, you return to Echo's house.
>"Anon."
"RACE WAR!"
>"Fine."
>She trots out of her house a moment later.
"Where's your weapon?"
>"I'll use my hooves."
"Cool."
>Echo follows as you give chase to those two unicorns.
>You find them in a small cafe, drinking tea.
"RACE WAR!"
>They shoot the bat out of your hands, giving Echo enough time to... snuggle them.
"Echo, what're you doing?"
>"Race war."
"You're supposed to kill them."
>"I am. I'm snuggling them to death."
"Echo. No."
>"Echo, yes."
>You start to cry, causing the ponies to stare at you.
"I came to Equestria to have a good time. Maybe kill some unicorns, cleanse the world. I am honestly feeling so attacked right now."
>Echo lets go of the unicorns and approaches you.
>"I'm sorry Anon. How about a hug?"
>You nod, sniffling, and hold your arms out to her.
>She hugs you.
>You die.