>you are Anonymous
>and you are faced with a dilemma
>there's a bat pony and a moth pony in your house and they have been starting shit at eachother for a while now
>but then a moth flew in and the bat catched it into its mouth, making your mothpomny friend glare daggers at the kekekeke-ing bat
>and now you are trying to save the situation
>"Echo let the moth go"
>Echo shakes her head
>"Echo please"
>she shakes her head again
"Just let it go you mangomunching earsore"
>"Minty please, just let me handle this"
"Well you are not doing a very good job"
>"I'm trying dammit!"
>Echo starts to giggle a bit at you while holding the moth in her mouth
>"Shut up Echo!"
>this just makes her giggle more
>dammit that's it, normal means do nothing with these two
>you need to think out of the box in here
>"Echo, if you do not let go of the moth I will cum on your face"
>both Echo and Minty raise eyebrows at you and look at you questioning if you are serious
>"Look at my bulge Echo I'm being serious here"
>Echos eyes take a quick glance but the moth is still in her mouth
"I think thats what she would want, what a skank"
>Echo glares at Minty and squeezes the moth harder
>"Shut up Minty you've been enjoying it too"
>Mintys eyes go wide as she gasps
"Anon you asshole you promised to not tell anyone"
>Echo almost lets the moth go as she is strugglign to hold in her laugh
>"Shut up you'd suck this too if you'd get the chance"
>you grab your bulge and give it a shake
>"And sorry Minty we'll talk about this after I have defused this stupid situation"
>you pull your pants and underwear down in one swift motion and grab your cock
>"This is your last chance Echo, let the moth go or feel the wrath of my penis"
>Echo does nothing and you put all the muscles in your right arm to work at a high speed
>years of masturbating has honed your skills as your hand is a blur as it almost does a sonic fapboom
>it only takes a few seconds for you to blow a mighty spray of semen upon the batpones face
>Echos mouth opens in shock as her face now has gunk on it and the moth drops to the floor and dies, because your cum made it unable to fly
>"Fucking shit goddamit why does everything I do fail?"
"You...actually did it"
>you turn towards Echo, who has not moved yet
>but Minty has already made her way to her
"Are you bats really this dull, you should not let such fine seed go to waste"
>and proceeds to lick some of your sperm off of Echos face, making her give a little scrertch of eeeee
>and then keeps licking Echos face while starting to blush
"Well aren't you just servicing me, and actually enojying it? You should be my servant you sad little mothpony"
>Minty glares at the smug looking Echo
"Shut up, you're enjoying this too arent you?"
>both of them are now blushing and starring at eachother
>and then they start to french eachother
>...
>what the fuck
>"What the hell are you doing now"
>the just keep at it and moan every now and then
>"You know what, fuck the mind of females, I do not understand any of this being hostile towards eachother and then making out, have your lesbian sex, I'm out of here"
>you stomp out of the door and start walkign towards the local pub
>suddenly a little moth crashes into yoru face, and then the bat chasing it does too
>"Oh come on!"