>Night something in Equestria
>You are walking through Ponyvile
>Suddenly you hear siren noises
>You figure it's nothing, maybe a pony stole a candy bar
>Suddenly the siren intensifies
>You nervously look behind you to see a bat pony behind you about to land
>The batpony lands and you see that it's echo, with a siren on her head
>"Stop right there Criminal scum!"
"Wh-what did I do wrong?"
>"Do you know what time it is? It's after 7, you should be at home watching the TV instead of walking outside, I'm going to have to give you a ticket!"
"Bullshit! How was I supposed to know that?"
>"Batpony rules, go home!"
>You shrug and go home
>You look back at the bat pony
>"Remember" she says, putting on sunglasses, "I'm watching you"
>viceprinciplecrubs.wav
>She flies away
>You are at home
>You decide that you want to eat a mango
>You go to fridge to see that there is no mangos at all
>You think 'what the hell? I could have sworn I stocked up on mangoes'
>Then you suddenly notice a red flash and principlecrubs.wav playing in the background
>It's Echo again, gulping down mangoes
"Why did you do this?"
>"It's to pay off your ticket anon, you broke curfew, you have to pay me in mangoes, mmm"
"BULLSHIT!"
>"I know this might be BATshit insane, but it's the law"
>Echo puts on sunglasses and principlecrubs.wav plays louder
>You decide to have an apple instead and go watch TV
>You put on the television and watch a pretty stupid sitcom
>Oh boy, one of the characters is about to make a gento joke and follow it up by saying "Nigeria!" as usual!
>Just as the "nerd" is about to say "install", you hear principlecrubs.wav
>It's so loud that you can't hear the TV
"Uh Echo? Can you please stop your theme music? I'm trying to watch 'quality' television!"
>Echo takes off sunglasses and says "Okay, I made it quieter"
>The character just said "Nigeria!" That means he said a joke, a joke about gento that began with the word Install
>You scream for a minute
>You grab a lamp and start towards Echo
>Echo turns on the siren sound and bites you
>You pass out, last thing you hear is viceprincipalcrubbs.wav, Echo putting on sunglasses and making a cheezy joke
>12 hours later
>You wake up to music
>'Shit, Ned's Declassified school survival guide is suddenly on this channel? I hear the theme for the vice principal'
>Nope, it's just Echo with her copyright infringing theme music and siren
>You feel a cut on your neck
"Shit Echo, why did you do that?"
>"Sorry anon, but it's the law"
>You also notice that your clothes are worn out
>"Also, I sorta had my way with you..."
>You both awkwardly look back as viceprincipalcrubbs.wav plays