1. Echo
2. Carrot
3. Bomb ass tea
4. Existential thoughts of the 4th dimension that possibly divided this and that universe
5. Lewd
Notes: First bat story. 4th thing won't be done exactly like that but I hope it is close enough. [spoiler] [insecurity intensifies] [/spoiler]

>Be anon.
>You live in Ponyville with your friend Echo.
>You wake up and see the batpony hovering inches from your face and has an suspiciously happy grin on her face.
"Stop being creepy, Echo."
>You playfully shove her off and she trots downstairs.
>First you go to the bathroom and find the reason for her grin... A carrot on the toilet, another in the sink.
>After having the traditional DOUBLE S (showers are for evening so you're clean in bed you disgusting fucks) you make your way downstairs and at first you don't believe your eyes, but she made breakfast. And.. There's nothing burned!
>Two toasts and a cup of tea for you and she has a mango on her plate.
>She's looking you right in the eyes, not breaking the contact.
"You're doing it again" you say as you drop the 3 carrots on the table and sit down.
>[keekeekeekee intensifies]
>You shake your head and then you feel something different about your seat...
>Stand up and examine.
>A. Fucking. Carrot.
>[keekeekeekee overload]
>Sit down again in silence and take a bite of the toast which is really good!
"Great job making breakfast, Echo!"
>"My pleasure, Anon!" she says beaming with pride but still can't get that stupid fucking grin off of her face.
>"Hey Anon, try my bomb ass tea!"
>suspicious.png
>You look at her while you reach for the cup. 
>It's too visible she's trying her best to hold her snickering back.
>Examine the cup.
>Looks like tea.. Has no smell..
"Will I die if I drink this?"
>"No promises."
>Sigh.
>Take a sip.
>FUCKING CARROTS!
>You've had just enough.
>Stand up and storm out of the house even though your work starts in over an hour. You're not dealing with this shit any more.
>You hear Echo call your name as you go out but you ignore it.

>Work that day was quite uneventful and as you finished your 10-19 job at Rarity's you hesitantly made your way home, but even though you were angry at Echo, you stopped at market to buy her a mango.
>It's already dusk when you reach the front door and you slowly enter your house.
>As you get inside you notice a disturbing silence.
>Echo is usually doing something and if not she greets you outside.
"Echo?"
>No response
>You scan the living room and kitchen, nothing.
>Drop off things on table and ascend stairs.
>Just before you reach the top you hear quiet sobbing from her room.
>Trying to be as silent as possible you approach her room.
>The door is barely closed and through the small crack you can see a small dark silhouette of your best friend.
>You knock twice to signal your presence and then make your way to the bed.
>You take a seat on the edge of it and move your hand to try to calm her but you change your mind because you know this is the aftermath of your overreaction.
>As you set the hand back down on your lap you speak quietly.
"Echo.. I'm sorry. I overreacted."
>She stops sobbing for a bit and looks up at you.
>"Anon. You know how they say carrots give you better eyesight?"
"Um.. Yeah? Why?"
>"Because all I just wanted to help you see how--"
>She's cut off by her own sobbing once more, this time way more intense than before.
>You decide it is appropriate time to put your hand on her shoulder.
"Make me see what, Echo?"
>She turns around to face you.
>"To make you see how much I love you, idiot...."
>She muzzles into your chest as you feel your heart freeze.
>Fucking hell, you dun goof'd this time.
>You are left speechless as you embrace the little batpony for what seems like hours.
>Your thoughts are at the same time empty yet going wild.
>She slowly stops sobbing over time but doesn't move from your tear and snot soaked shirt.
"Hey Echo."
>She looks up at you once more with tear in her eyes.
"I love you too, Echo."
>She freezes and silently in disbelief repeats: "No way...".
>In that moment you pull her in and kiss her on her lips.
>She instantly returns it but breaks it after a moment.
>"You're still an idiot."
>She says as she playfully shoves her hoof into your chest and gives you a toothy smile.

>You enter the shower with the hugest grin you've ever had.
>Never has it occurred to you that you might be dating a pony but you couldn't be more content.
>Your trail of thought about how this universe could be divided with every decision someone makes is disturbed by a shriek of the bathroom door.
"Come on Echo, I'm showering..."
>"Well, I wanna shower too. Besides. I would love to learn more about your body."
>Considering this a cross species relationship, she has a fair point.
>You cover your private area with your hands and as she jumps into the shower, she gives you a look of curiosity and lust.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

>It's morning.
>Echo shakes you in panic.
>"Anon you are late for work!"
>Lewd flashes of your previous night make a grin appear on your face, and you hug Echo tightly against your chest.
"I think I can afford a day off, and Rarity won't mind after she finds out the latest news."
>Echo only excitedly nods in agreement and your lips lock.
"Besides. I don't think I'd be able to find my clothes."
>She laughs.
>"You're an idiot, Anon. I love you."
"I love you too, Echo"