>after a long night of guard duty Aux heads to the bar for a quick drink before bed
>the dancefloor stands between Aux and the bar counter
>Aux awkwardy wades his way inbetween the crowd and ponys dancing
>suddenly a mare rears her flank up and starts grinding against him
>his face heats up and he begins blushing deeply
>he’s never had a mare so close to him before
>she turns her head to face him and flashes a toothy grin
>He begins mumbling incoherent jibberish as he quickly backs away and head towards the bar for the drink he came for
>she begins to snicker as he leaves
>his insides squirm as if the spaghetti he ate earlier has come alive
>Aux makes his way to the bar and orders a drink next to a rather drunk stallion
>the drunk turns to him and laughs
>”DOOD WAT THE FUCK YO I BEEN TRYIN TAH GET DAT MARE TO DANCE WIF ME ALL NIGHT, FUCK YOU COULDA POUNDAD DAT FLANK, CUM INSIDE DAT. FUCK MAN YOU DUMB
>He realises the opportunity he missed and quickly pounds his drink down and leaves
>a single tear of frustration drips down his cheek as he rushes to the exit