>be Aux Tism
> you are tired of being so beta
> going to stallion up and finally get the mare of your dreams
> you don your finest black fedora.
> Mares love fedoras
> Throw on your best dark saddlebags
> don't cut yourself on that edge
> mares fucken love edges
> take a quick look at yourself in the mirror.
> damn your fine.
> put best human JFK in your saddlebags
> for inspirational purposes
> Step outside
> Mares swoon from your look
> or maybe just your body odor
> spot Echo
> she is talking to Alukardian
> fucken prick
> movin in on your mare like that
> turn around moonwalk towards Alukardian
> shove that prick down
JFK says hello bitch.
> take fedora off head and bow towards Echo
> she is speechless
So m'lady I was wondering if you....
> you didn't here Alukardian get back up
>He is right behins
> whispers Patton is you best human
> shoves you down
>damn he is strong
> JFK figurine falls out of saddle bag
> Echo sees it
>Speghetti levels rising
> She screeches
> You like MLH , what a loser
> Everyone heard that
> EVERYONE
>[kekekeing intensifys]
> pasta explosion
> enough to feed 23 American familys for 2 weeks
> best human has betrayed you
> tears start to appear
> get up as fast as you can and start running home
> trip on own hooves
> everyone's snickering renews with vigor
> get home
> collapse on bed
> curl into fedal position
> damn you should be a contortionist
> Ball eyes out
> and its only monday