>You are Aux.
>And it's the first week of college.
>You've picked your major, moved into your dorm, met your room-mate.
>It's pretty nice, getting to be away from your parents.
>You decided on law enforcement as a major.
>Probably not very suiting, considering your awkward demeanor, but you're going to be the best at it.
>Today is laundry day, so it's time to gather up all of your clothes.
>Which isn't very much.
>It's mostly just Hekesuh's stuff, since he likes to dress up.
>He's weird, but he's your bro.
>You pack up all of the laundry into a big sack and take it down to the washing rooms.
>You spend some time sorting through all of it by color, and by whose it is.
>Almost all of it is sorted, except for a lone article of clothing.
>A pair of bright pink panties.
"Well that's strange. These aren't mind and-"
>You sniff them.
"They don't smell like Hekesuh."
>You examine them, stretch them, and try to wear them on your face.
"I don't get it."
>A loud, shrill screech catches your attention as the panties fall from your face.
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY UNDERWEAR?!"
>Uh oh.
"Y-your underwear? I f-found them in my laundry!"
>Night Watch rushes up to you and snatches the garment from you.
>She's obviously disgusted.
>"Bet you snuck into my dorm in the middle of the night and stole these for yourself, you pervert!"
>Before you can say or do anything, she headbutts you and knocks you out.
>When you come to, you find yourself lying in bed.
>Hekesuh is sitting in a chair beside the bed.
>"Morning."
>You groan and try to sit up.
>"Found you knocked out in the washing room with 'pervert' written all over you with lipstick."
>You rub your head and groan again.
>"I'm guessing you found her panties?"
>You nod.
>"Yeah, I kind of stole them from her room. Sorry for getting you into this mess."
"Go tell her what happened so she won't try to beat me up again."
>"And get beat up myself? Forget that. You go apologize to her."
"I didn't even do anything wrong!"
>"Sucks to suck, Aux."
>It does suck to suck.
>"Don't you have class soon?"
>You completely forgot.
>Actually, you didn't know.
>You've been knocked out for the past... few hours, according to the clock on your wall.
>Your ethics class starts in five minutes!
>You rush around, grabbing your saddlebags, books, parchment, and pencils before zipping out the door.
>The class isn't far away, but you want to get there before Night Watch.
>It turns out she was in most of the same classes as you.
>You're nearly out of breath as you rush into the class.
>No sign of Night Watch.
>Excellent.
>Or rather, it would be excellent.
>If ponies hadn't desecrated the place you sat at with panties.
>You aren't sure if that's supposed to be embarassing or some form of success.
>You collect all of the panties off of your desk and place them in your saddle bag.
>This is confusing.
>Night Watch enters the room, immediately catches your eye, and glares at you.
>There's only one open seat left in the entire room.
>Right next to you.
>You start to sweat.
>You flinch as she walks by and sits in the seat.
>For the most part, she ignores you.
>A folded up slip of paper lands on the desk in front of you.
>You stare at it before looking around.
>"Open it, you retard."
>Don't look at her, just do what she says.
>You open the note.
>It reads, "I'm sorry about earlier. I over-reacted. Wanna get something to eat after class?"
>This is a trap.
>And you're going to take the bait.
>You write down a quick "yes" before passing the note back to her.
>Before you know it, class is over, and you're already rushing to the College Center.
>It has dozens of places to eat.
>You'll definitely find Night Watch here.
>It doesn't take long for you to find her, despite all of the ponies hustling and bustling about.
>She sits alone at a table near the large windows that look out on the rest of the campus.
>Forgetting to get something to eat, you go sit across from her.
"H-hey."
>"Hey."
>She sits silently for a moment.
>"I wanted to apologize about headbutting you."
"I-it's okay."
>She just blushes and looks away.
>"Y-you were kind of cute, playing around with my underwear."
"I didn't know what they w-were."
>"Maybe I could show you sometime."
>What.
"What?"
>"You know, as like... a couple?"
>She's asking you out.
>Don't blow it.
>Don't drop the spaghetti.
"Sure."
>"Cool."
>And that's the story of how Hekesuh inadvertently hooked you up with Night Watch.