>Be Aux
>Dating Night Watch
>Or seeing her, whatever.
>It's date night.
>She invited you to go see a movie.
>It's one of those cheesey horror flicks from when movies were first being made.
>Something about vampire ponies and stuff.
>Haha, lame.
>Everyone knows vampire ponies aren't real.
>"Aux, you should hurry up. I'm pretty sure you're late."
>You adjust your dumb little bow-tie, run a hoof over your mane, and look at Hekesuh.
"How do I look?"
>"You look gay."
"Perfect!"
>"That was an insult."
>You ignore him and rush out the door.
>The campus movie theater isn't far off, and Night Watch should be waiting.
>And sure enough, she is.
>Wearing a light blue dress that accents her eyes and mane.
>She looks absolutely beautiful.
>"Hey Aux."
"H-hey."
>"Ready to watch this load of garbage?"
"Y-yes."
>"Stop stuttering."
"Sorry."
>She leads you into the theater.
>You buy popcorn and a drink to share, but she ends up buying her own drink.
>How embarrassing.
>She leads you to your seats just as the movie begins.
>As it plays, you scream at all of the spooky parts, and any time someone gets attacked.
>Night Watch just stares at you in disbelief.
>"Aux, stop."
"S-sorry."
>"It isn't even scary."
"I know."
>"You're cute."
>You almost spill all of your spaghetti right there.
>She leans in and gives you a soft kiss on the cheek.
>You throw up onto the popcorn out of nervousness and anxiety.
>Night Watch is speechless.
>You start to tear up and, not wanting her to see you cry, you run out of the theater.
>You hide in the public restroom.
>The door creaks open almost as soon as it's shut.
>"Aux."
>You speech in garbled sobs.
>"That was gross."
>Night Watch leans against the stall you hide in.
>"But weirdly cute. Why are you so nervous about me?"
>Because she's a girl.
>Because she kissed you.
>Because you thought she hated you.
>You can't form coherent words, and just sob.
>She waits for you to stop.
>She waits for quite a while.
>God, Aux.
>You're such a loser.