>“Heeeey!” >She's at your window again, peering at you with those sunset eyes. “How many times do I have to tell you, no!” >Undeterred, she remains, her hooves and cheeks pressed against the glass. >“Not even a little bit?” >Your rage is building up. >At this point you don't even need to speak, the look you give her is enough. >“Aww! Come on! A batpony's gotta feed y'know!” >Not on you, that's for sure. “Oh, by all means! Form an orderly queue! Where are all the other residents, if I'm so desirable as a snack?” >Her large, fluffy ears twitch, and she drops her socked hooves from the window pane. >“Well, I guess I'll have to find somepony who wants to sample a hyoomin!” >She smiles widely, and flies away without grace. “That was not my intention.” >Your expression turns blank and you simply sit down on a chair. >Goddammit Arrhythmia. >Screeching from the town centre drones in your ears. >You wonder what has the batponies [spoiler]______a[/spoiler]roused up today. >Peering out your window, you see an orange glow. >Peculiar. >Suddenly, a knock comes from your back door. >What? Who knocks at the back door? [spoiler]>Apart from certain “stallions”.[/spoiler] >You walk through to the kitchen. >Curious, you look out the window and see nobody there. >Must be a prank. >Just as you go to walk away, another knock, but you can hear it's from lower down. >Even more strange. >You open the door, and again, nobody. >“Down here, Mister!” >A sarcastic, high-pitched voice from none other than a tan, smaller-than-average mare. “Who are you?” >“No time! Let me in!” >You scoff at the little character in front of you. “You look harmless, but I'm still not letting a stranger into my home.” >She huffs, and pushes past your leg with her snout in the air. “Hey!” >Bending over, you put your hands out to pick the pony up and put her out of the house. >For some reason, she bares her large fangs at you and hisses. >“Listen to me or I'll bite your finger!” “Big talk for such a small mare.” >She frowns at you. >“You don't know me.” “Exactly! So tell me!” >She looks up you, rolling her pinkish eyes and sighing. >“I'm Arid Star. Not a mare just yet. But you have to listen to me, now!” >You lean against the kitchen counter, nodding. >She hesitates for a moment. >“It's going to sound ridiculous. But I'm 100% serious.” >You nod again, folding your arms. >“A lot of the townsponies are coming for you. I overheard somepony with… sizeable assets convinced them you're the holy grail of blood.” >Her face is concerned. >But you don't trust her, completely. “Then why aren't you trying to bite me?” >She proudly puffs her chest out. >“I only eat fruit.” >You chuckle at the little display. >Under her breath, the not-quite-a-mare utters. >“Shut it.” “Hey. You barged in here. It'd do you well to be polite.” >She looks away and mutters again with gritted teeth. >“Sorry.” >Accepted. “What do you propose I do then, if I have an angry mob of thirsty batponies after me?” >She smiles. >“You follow me. I know where you can go.” “I still don't know you. And- wait a minute, how the hell did you get here?” >“I told you, I overheard that big pony. It was almost like a soapbox speech, except for a blood source.” >Accepted, again. “Fine. Well, how far do we have to go? I don't exactly want to leave my home behind while some thirsty batponies raid it, looking for me.” >She smiles. >“Oh it's not far, I think you'll find it a pleasant walk. Now come on, before the mob arrives.” >Obliging finally, you both head for the door. >Shouts can be heard in the distance as you and the little pony hurriedly walk away. “I'm Anon, by the way.” >Politely, Arid smiles and speaks. >“Nice ta meet you.” >“He's not here! You told us he'd be asleep! This really sucks!” >Snickers come from the same pony in the crowd. >Everypony groans at the terrible pun. “I swear to Luna...” >You clear your throat very loudly. “Everypony, if you'd stop sniffing his underwear for one moment!” >Your fellow bats all turn to you, searching for answers. >“Mia, what are we to do? Your supposed “pure” source isn't here!” >You think for a second. “In fact, keep sniffing his underwear! >All eyes in the room turn to you. “Get a scent for it and then we can find where he's gone!” >They all blush simultaneously. “Oh come on. You were fine with doing it before. Now get a'sniffing!” >Nostrils enlarge all around you as they lewdly take in the aroma of Anon's undergarments. >“Ahhh...” moans one mare. “Aaaand no more underpants for you!” >You quickly snatch them out of her face with a wing claw. >This is proving to be harder than you thought. [spoiler]>And some stallions are probably going to be harder than you thought, too.[/spoiler] >Somepony finally starts yelping. >“I got it! Follow me!” >“So, you've been in Hollow Shades the whole time?” “Yeah. I mean I've travelled a little, but never lived anywhere else. Hollow Shades was always quiet enough for me.” >“Was?” >You chuckle as you pass an enormous pine tree. “Yeah. But you see what happened there. Got a batpony after me.” >She corrects you. >“Batponies.” >You laugh again, a little more warily this time. “Did you happen to see how many ponies were in that crowd with Arrhythmia?” >She taps her chin, deep in thought. >“A few. Which is more than a couple. At least seven.” >Dammit. “We almost at your supposed safehouse then?” >She nods confidently. >“Should take us another 5 minutes then we'll meet up with another bat.” >You stop. “Another one? You said nothing about another batpony. How do I know she's not out to suck my blood too?” >She sighs and rolls her eyes again. >“She literally eats nothing but mangoes and pineapples.” >Slowly, you eye her and continue walking. “Alright then.” >She trots along, looking at you with some confusion in her eyes. >“You still don't trust me, huh?” >Truth be told, she's half right. “I mean, I trust you more than I do Arrhythmia.” >She smiles coyly. >“That's not saying much, Anon.” “True. But how would you react if some little pony came to your house telling you there's an angry mob after you?” >She rolls her eyes for the umpteenth time today, trying to hide her smile. >“Fair enough. Anyway, we're here.” >Arid Star brushes past a small shrub, leading to a small clearing in the woodland. >Following her in, a small cottage greets your view. >It's the most quaint thing you've ever seen. >Quirky, circular shaped windows with a little door. “What reason does this pony have to hide me from a mob?” >Arid Star grumbles a little. >“She's just a nice pony, okay? No more questions!” >With a huff, she turns away and knocks in a pattern on the door. >Out pops a taller mare with yellow-tinted shades. >“Ooh, guests! Come in, come in.” >Quickly she's pushing you both into her abode, much to your dismay. “Hey! I can walk, y'know!” >The teen mare next to you laughs. >“Don't mind him Mosina, he's just on edge. Poor guy's got the blood mob after him.” >You scoff mockingly. >“Oh, that's a sorry fate.” >She then turns >“And what might your name be?” >She seems welcoming enough, if her pushing her straight into your house wasn't enough. “It's Anonymous. But you can call me Anon.” >She smiles cheerfully and motions you both to follow her through the small hallway. >“Care for some tea, either of you?” >Arid Star instantly pipes up and accepts the offer. “I'm fine, thanks.” >By the time you come through, Mosina is nowhere to be seen. >“Nonsense, you've just journeyed here all the way from Hollow Shades. Sit down and relax!” >Arid Star nods to you. >The group is getting restless. >There's been no sign of him yet, and this trail you're all following seems endless. >Doesn't help that some mare keeps making puns about literally EVERYTHING in sight. >“Why don't trees and dogs get along?” >She's met with the symphony of batponies groaning. >“They both bark at each other!” >An angry mare shouts. >“That one doesn't even make sense!” >“Keekeekee...” >You find yourself sighing. >The pony who is still sniffing Anon's underwear calls out from the front. >“Hey, I think somepony's helping him! There are hoofprints here!” “I thought we sorted that out last time?” >You move to the front and see small hoofprints alongside footprints. >Those footsteps tell you all you need to know. “She's done it again! You all know where to go now!” >Mosina sets a cup down in front of you, eager for you to drink it. >“Oh, I insist! Your story just tells me you need to sit down and chill out.” >Arid looks at you and smiles. >“Come on, Anon. I've already finished mine!” >You sigh, and take a sip from it. >It's actually really good. “What kind of tea is this? I've never tasted a cup like it!” >She smiles and explains. >“It's a special blend, I mix with sap extract it from nearby plants.” >Arid looks a little off as you gulp down another swig from the cup. “You alright?” >As you raise it for another drink, your head suddenly starts feeling really light. “Wha-… What's happenin'?” >Mosina looks towards you warmly, but it's no longer comforting. >“Shh.” >With that, you hear a loud noise as you slip away into unconsciousness. >A shout comes from through the house. >“Are you gonna pay for that door?!” “Give him back!” >Arid Star hisses at you and stands in the doorway. >Her tiny stature hardly even covers a quarter of it so you just walk past her, much to her disdain. >“Hey!” >Mosina's fangs are almost into Anon's neck. >She's going to pay for this. “Mosina, how many times to I have to tell you, you can't just brainwash fillies to go and fetch you meals!” >She looks agitated. >“You and all these other ponies are chasing after him! What's he gonna think?” >He stirs in the chair beside her. “I was just trying to prove a point! You're actually about to eat him! I would never feed off anypony unless they let me.” >The small brown filly starts hopping up and down. >“Mosina, I just want my bits, where are they?” >She ignores her, and still stares at you. >“You, me, outside. Now.” >Again, Arid keeps making her shrill voice heard over everypony else. >“Have any of you dumb mares even tried fruit before?!” “Alright, Mosina. Let's go.” >You quickly gallop out of the house, hearing Mosina finally shout in response to some high-pitched cries. >“There are no bits!” >“SKREEEEEE!” >That's probably the worst way you've been woken up. “Aaaargh! My ears!” >You clamp them quickly before you go deaf. >Nobody's in the room but you can't leave from the front door, when you move closer it only gets louder. >The back door! >Without looking where you're going you bump into something. >“Hey! Watch your step!” >Muffled Arid. “You tricked me!” >She looks away. >“Fine, I tricked you. But stupid Mosina doesn't have any bits.” >You move past her to the back door, groaning in frustration with a headache. >“But...” >Ignoring her, you pull the handle. >“I'm really sorry! I just needed the bits! But now I can double-cross her to make it up to you!” “I don't need your help, you crazy filly!” >She raises an eyebrow. >“And I suppose you know a way back, hmm?” >Now she's smiling, like a cheeki [spoiler]____[/spoiler]. >And again, you have a filly accompanying you. >About an hour later, you're back home, and Arid is still pestering you. >“Seriously, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?” >You slap your face and sink back into your seat. >There are at least 13 finished cups of tea in front of you. >You're wired to the moon and back again. “I think you've done quite enough today.” >She looks up at you, pouting with those huge pink eyes. “Fine. ONE more. But after that, you're going home.” >She clops her hooves together and smiles herself away into the kitchen. “I can't get rid of these ponies...” >There's a tap at your window. >“Heeeey, Anon!” >... >Fucking batponies.